চাঁদের মত

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 একদিন শিক্ষক ক্লাস এ
বিয়ে নিয়ে কথা বলছিলেন ..

শিক্ষকঃ জনি, তুমি কেমন স্ত্রী চাও??

জনিঃ চাঁদের মত

শিক্ষকঃ ওয়াও!! খুব সুন্দর …
তুমি কি চাও তোমার
স্ত্রী চাঁদের মত সুন্দর আর শান্ত হবে??

জনিঃ না স্যার আমি চাই সে রাতে
আসবে আর
সকালে চলে যাবে :P

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